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    Thursday, June 9th, 2011
    12:06 pm
    Hm. No one happens to have seen a bearded dragon wandering around, have they? Mine seems to have gotten loose.
    Thursday, May 19th, 2011
    3:38 pm
    I've got my girl back in action. Fuck yes. Nothing can stop me now.

    Anyone want to get a drink to celebrate? It's on me.

    [Ella.]
    That wasn't actually about you, but you can take it that way. I'm feeling extra appreciative of you today.
    Friday, May 13th, 2011
    9:56 pm
    Oi, I'm fucking bored. I forgot what it was like when I was just racing.

    Someone entertain me.
    Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011
    9:26 pm
    [Private to Adrian.]
    So I got a get well card from my favorite old boss today, and it included an invitation for an interview this Friday at 11am. Old bastard loves killing two birds with one stone (and pretending like he doesn't give a damn about his favorite people).

    I don't recommend asking him to reschedule. He thinks that's a sign that he cares.
    Thursday, April 28th, 2011
    7:11 pm
    my fAce feels tingl Y.

    who to ok my Horse?
    Wednesday, April 20th, 2011
    9:32 am
    Got a show on Friday night. Regardless of whether you think I'm awesome or have wished me death by fire, you're likely enjoy it. That's how I roll.

    [Private to Kirke.]
    Fight club tonight. You're invited. Bring your friend.
    Tuesday, April 12th, 2011
    2:23 pm
    [Private to Ella.]
    If you hear any rumors about my illegitimate children (which you probably won't, considering you're out at sea, but just for future reference) they are completely false.

    [Private to Adrian, Scottie, Max, Andrew, Sammy, Hugh, Seamus (other male friends?)]
    I'm in the mood for poker and red meat and drinks. Guy's night in sometime this week? Well, guys and one honorary male for the night. I'm looking at you, Scottie.

    [Private to Emil, Daphne, Astoria.]
    I signed us up for rumors about loving Muggles and having illegitimate children, in case you didn't notice. Me and Emil, that is. You're welcome.
    Friday, April 1st, 2011
    8:33 am
    [Private to Ella.]
    I've got a less-than-pleasant prank to take care of this morning, but my new bed's being delivered after that, and I'd like to christen it by pranking you senseless. Come over whenever you're done with everything else.
    Thursday, March 31st, 2011
    5:29 pm
    [Warded Against Emil.]
    So, it's my brother's birthday this Saturday, and I've got a new flat on the beach that's perfect for throwing a surprise party in. So, anyone who's interested in barbecue and beer and the beach, show up at my flat any time after four o'clock on Sunday. Be there by four-thirty if you want to be a part of the surprise.

    Yes, Sunday. Do anything you were going to do for Emil's birthday on his actual birthday and pretend you know nothing about the party. Or, if you've always wanted to introduce your face to my fist, feel free to spoil the surprise and I'll be happy to oblige.
    Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
    9:57 am
    I've found a new place. It's got an indoor pool, and it's on the beach. There will be an epic party once I've got it set up. So epic I figured most of you lot could use the advance warning. Prepare yourselves.

    I may have also signed the lease Tyrannosaurus Rex Fuzzlemort. Haven't gotten my name officially changed yet, but the realtor didn't seem to mind. Amazing what money will let you get away with.
    Monday, March 28th, 2011
    9:54 am
    You lot are doing an excellent job of making my arguments for me and publicly humiliating my parents in the process. They deserve it, trust me. And while we're on the subject, I want to thank the Prophet for making me sound like a stripper. Cheers, everyone.

    As their apology to myself, I'm going to take a large portion of my inheritance in advance and buy myself a new place, since I seem to have burnt most of mine.
    Sunday, March 27th, 2011
    12:00 am
    [T | E]
    Don't go over to my flat. It's on fire.
    Wednesday, March 16th, 2011
    11:27 pm
    So who wants to dress up in green and go completely batshit with me tomorrow night?
    Friday, March 11th, 2011
    9:08 pm
    You lot will never guess what I just bought.
    Thursday, March 10th, 2011
    9:22 am
    [Private to Morag]
    So I hear I'm supposed to talk to you about wedding garb. How's this going to work, then?
    Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011
    11:04 pm
    You know what would be the perfect way to show off my new ink? A toga party.

    Friday night. You're all invited. Unless you're not into that idea, in which case you're too boring for a party of mine anyway.
    Tuesday, March 1st, 2011
    9:48 am
    Almost snapped my neck once this morning. It's already looking like it's going to be a good day.

    [Private to Emil.]
    If one of us is getting married, it's going to be you.

    [Private to Ella.]
    I am never going to ask you to marry me or have my hellspawn. But I might be willing to offer you a lifetime supply of unmarried, protected sex, assuming neither one of us ever gets bored with that.
    Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011
    9:58 pm
    [Private to Ella.]
    Do you like gillyweed? I picked some up while I was out today, I thought maybe I'd smoke and bang shite tomorrow if you wanted to join me. I'd say tonight, but I've got plans.
    Monday, February 21st, 2011
    4:13 pm
    [Private to Briony.]
    Still interested in learning to ride horses sometime?

    [Private to Charlotte.]
    When do you expect that pumpkin pasty tree'll be done?

    [Private to Potter.]
    Oi, Potter, any chance you're interested in a career training basilisks? Or a hobby, either way.
    Sunday, February 20th, 2011
    1:27 pm
    What would be the most interesting animal to train? I'm really tempted by dolphins, but it would be hard to keep one of those in my flat.

    [Private to Charlotte Spinks.]
    I'm told you make excellent pumpkin pasties. Any chance you take orders for tall pumpkin pasty trees? Seven feet and ten inches, to be precise.
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